01 / THE MARKET CAPTAIN
JEETS SINK.
PIRATES PLUNDER.
The market crashes. Captain Mumu keeps sailing.
Born in the treacherous waters of Pump.fun, Mumu's hook catches the absolute bottom, and his eyepatch makes him blind to FUD. He doesn't just ride the wave — he commands it.
"DON'T FEAR THE DIP. PLUNDER THE CHART."